condoms, dingers, rubbers, jimmy hats

[matress]

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap your willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

:lol:

anyone got any more?

 

[CLuTZ]

protect your cock, if you dont want it to fall off


wear a sock, or you'll be pissing snot

 

[EVO-00X]

12) (one for the fat chix) No rubber, no blubber :lol:

 

[matress]

protect your cock, if you dont want it to fall off


wear a sock, or you'll be pissing snot

sounds like you know all about it :lol:

 

[EVO-00X]

^^^ maybe his sh!t's turned green and dropped off already :lol: Dont matter how clean your partner looks if you dont know their history they could be a host for disease infested bacteria :lol: I knew a girl like that once, but that's a different story the dirty bitch. Ever had a big cotton bud shoved down the eye of your d!ck, well, thats what they do when they check you for diseases :roll:

 

[CLuTZ]

protect your cock, if you dont want it to fall off


wear a sock, or you'll be pissing snot

sounds like you know all about it :lol:

I learnt it all from you 8)

 

[slinkovic]

protect your cock, if you dont want it to fall off


wear a sock, or you'll be pissing snot

sounds like you know all about it :lol:

I learnt it all from you 8)

:lol:

Is he Greek?

 

[lefty]

^^^ maybe his sh!t's turned green and dropped off already :lol: Dont matter how clean your partner looks if you dont know their history they could be a host for disease infested bacteria :lol: I knew a girl like that once, but that's a different story the dirty bitch. Ever had a big cotton bud shoved down the eye of your d!ck, well, thats what they do when they check you for diseases :roll:

sounds terrific...

 

[mvr420]

^^^ maybe his sh!t's turned green and dropped off already :lol: Dont matter how clean your partner looks if you dont know their history they could be a host for disease infested bacteria :lol: I knew a girl like that once, but that's a different story the dirty bitch. Ever had a big cotton bud shoved down the eye of your d!ck, well, thats what they do when they check you for diseases :roll:

sounds terrific...

I can already feel the pain now!!! i dont give a shit if i am dirty, no1 is checking me for disease!!!!!!
Isnt there ne other way??

 

[matress]

:lol:
cotton bud in the eye of your willy hey? did you go to a cheap-ass doctor or something?

I can already feel the pain now!!! i dont give a shit if i am dirty, no1 is checking me for disease!!!!!!
Isnt there ne other way??

wear a hat you filthy cunt :lol:
and yes, there is other ways...

 

[vag05]

if you dont sack it, go home and wack it

 

[barge]

ur all wooses :wink: