Japanese translation to English? Cusco LSD

[EVO-00X]

Hi guys
Just wondering if somebody is able to translate the following pic from the sticker on my Cusco LSD to English please?
Probably might say something similar to the orange sticker yes?
cheers

 

[evo-gsr]

It says...".confucious say is best to give this to Jamo "

 

[4piknup]

I will ask the massage girl tomorrow. ..

Something about oil

 

[GeoKez]

Ok, I had a thing for Japanese women a while back. one of them still talks to me :drool:

It translates something like (per each line):

1st line - Limited slip diff (yeah figured that)
2nd line - CUSCO MZ type RS
3rd line - If you have a tyre in the air, don't turn your steering wheel. (I ask for further clarification, but she insist that is what it says, sort of as a warning)
4th & 5th line - Only use limited slip diff oil

Hope that helps. All as per the Chinglish manual, but I don't ever recall seeing the 'wheel in air, don't turn steering wheel' bit.

 

[Ross Cox]

Title: Equipment with LSD
CUSCO MZ type RS
Does not slip tires with two wheels driving
Please use oil for LSD.


From a Japanese mate.
Cheers
Ross

 

[ENGINR]

• Lubricate liberally;
• Insert;

 

[EVO-00X]

Cheers Ross!! You're a legend.
lol at George's Chinglish girlfriends interpretation "If you have a tyre in the air, don't turn your steering wheel". :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ross Cox]

Happy to help. :thumbsup:
Ross

 

[4piknup]

All these japanese chick are driving straight off cliffs, but sticker says dont turn the steering wheel...

 

[evo-gsr]

I still think my interpretation is closest to the truth. h34r:

 

[Ross Cox]

I admire your enthusiasm, Jamo.

 

[GeoKez]

Yeah, my apologies on that one. Might not have ended that relationship as good as I thought.

I have always wondered why she told me she would get back with me if I could 'two wheel' the race car. I thought it was 'cause she thought I was a gun driver....

 

[evo-gsr]

Thanks Ross !

 

[4piknup]

Yeah, my apologies on that one. Might not have ended that relationship as good as I thought.

I have always wondered why she told me she would get back with me if I could 'two wheel' the race car. I thought it was 'cause she thought I was a gun driver....

Do you think she prefered to go off the cliff straight ahead than stay with you?

 

[GeoKez]

Yup

 

[EVO-00X]

Photo taken back in the day when George dated the Japanese chick who owned a white MX5 lol

 

[DOUGMO]

high five George! I bet you had a good hair cut back then too

 

[GeoKez]

Funny thing thing that George, the Japanese woman don't seem to know where Brazil is. Picking hairs out of your teeth for days......

 

[DOUGMO]

ahh but they are familiar with Tasmania I believe

 

[EVO-00X]

I take it you like sushi?