As Dougmo said,
Crank it over (disconnect the MPI relay) until you get oil pressure @ the head.
You can confirm oil pressure by looking into the head (cam lobes / lifters) OR pulling off the oil feed to the turbo and waiting for oil to come out of there.
It took me about 15 seconds on the VR4 to get oil pressure cranking.
It took me about 5 minutes cranking on the AMG to get oil pressure (this also required some additional work to get oil into the system.)
With a new build, it is very easy to get air locks in the system. Especially with external air - air oil coolers etc.
Is the bottom end recently rebuilt? ie new?
Did he pack it with vaseline or some form of lube?
He is right, forums can be full of dickheads, but can also be full of knowledge.
Another question.. are they new lifters?
If so, were they primed prior to installation?
If not, were they cleaned and bled?
One more thing, make sure the distribution block is installed in the head. I've heard of some horror stories of guys leaving it off (which means no oil goes to the lifters / cams).