Stolen from austarion sig's

[Entaran]

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Words of advice: Never buy a car you can't push.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.




GIRLFRIEND: noun: 1) pit-crew at race days 2) emergency pick up and tow service 3) shoulder to cry on after VERY unsuccessful race days

 

[GVR40]

GIRLFRIEND: noun: 1) pit-crew at race days 2) emergency pick up and tow service 3) shoulder to cry on after VERY unsuccessful race days

for me it's more like 1)passanger on race days 2)navigator on rally days 3)shoulder to cry on everytime the valves bend

 

[CLuTZ]

1,2,3) Cook the man some eggs

 

[TrooperShannon]

LMFAO clutz thats how it should be i reck.... *oh whats that? Yes honey.... Ah no dear, just doing some internet banking. No no... thats ok no need to come... please put the hammer down!!*

 

[Malovan]

Words of advice: Never buy a car you can't push.

Aint that the truth! lol :lol:

 

[brisvr4]

Words of advice: Never buy a car you can't push.

Ever tried to push a 68 Camaro with a big block in it up a STEEP driveway... not fun!