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[Sloth]

NRL OR AFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess?


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Neither, it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


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What did Michael Jackson say to the priest?


I'll swap you two 5's for a 10

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a supermarket shopping bag?


One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
The other holds your shopping.

 

[kolonel]

The NRL/AFL numbers would be much higher tho

Regards
kolonel

 

[-GLI-747-]

The NRL/AFL numbers would be much higher tho

Regards
kolonel

Who cares? When AFL/NRL players start writing the guidelines for us to live by, then maybe!

 

[doommachine]

Yeah, very true, and scary. But, it's like any power-base, it's not what you know, or how smart you are, it's how well you talk shit, and it stands to reason that if you;re going to be good at that, you'll probably have bad credit etc.

 

[Sloth]

Yeah, Life is like a shit sandwich.

The more bread you got the less shit you eat