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eh, went out tonight/this morning and my mate and I were drinking a bit, and i thought, stuff it, me and him deserve to talk to some nices girls, since like everyone had someone except us. I decided, being a little drunk, id talk to these girls, say hello, and if they didnt talk to me or my friend, then stuff them. Since im a little shy, and that me and my mate dont like chicks that smoke, i said something like 'hi, you know smoking is bad for you'. She then goes something like 'so'.. im like 'i had pnemonia once and it just fucks you lungs up totally and you cant do anything'. Shes like 'yea me too'. Im like 'no you havnt', and shes like 'yea i have' and then blows her stupid smoke into my face. So that shit me, and im like 'look im not trying to argue or fight with you, im just saying, because ive had it and you really dont want it'. Anyways after that she talked to us and stuff, proberly realised afterwards that we were nice guys, but it just pisses me off that they can be such snobs and self centered. I'd never do that shit to them. I wouldnt do something to someone if i didnt like it done to myself. Its just grrrrr i dont know. Just you be nice and you get treated like crap. I wonder if there are any decent single girls out there sometimes or if the man up in the clouds is punishing me? I have no idea. At least afterwards we had a decent conversation, but fckn, that part of blowing smoke into my face just ticked me off. This is why girls are gay. They think guys dont listen and are rude, yet you be nice and you cop the ultimate gay crap. You can never win. Nice guys finish last. It's pretty much the truth. At least i can hug my mitsubishi :) Shes a nice car :)

Anyways im going to sleep, soz for you having to listen about my bitch about girls, but i dont reckon im the only.

Night.
 
:(just be thankfull you are not here, 4 guys for every 1 chick :( (and most of them would be gay (chicks that is)
WHY ?
Coz they can (Stupid AJ's :evil: )
 
hehe
4:1 ratio? dammmmmmn

smoking causes heart desease... thats what i say
smoking may harm your baby....

they just laugh
 
WRCVR4 said:
(Stupid AJ's :evil: )
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hey!! :evil:

Dont worry mate there's at least one girl out there for everyone. Just have to realise it sometimes! Besides dude, not many people meet chicks out in the clubs (not ones you take home to mum anyhow!). You find them at church, or when you go out with mates to the beach, or the park or something like that!

Be strong padawan :p
 
eheh true about the 4:1 ratio. Too much sausage :)

meh, oh wells, she was at least nice after that when we talked about other crap so that was cool anyways, maybe girls should just think not all guys are arseholes :p

eheh anyways my head doesnt feel dissy :) yay
 
ah wells, i learnt my lesson :) never start by saying smoking is bad... ill just say 'hi'. Still some dont even say hi back :p

maybe next time ey? there has to be some girl out there for me ey.
 
Okay, i'd been single for the first 3 years since I moved over from NZ. The first thing I can tell you is that chicks from Melbourne, especially the ones who live in or around the city are the biggest bunch of snobby beearches i've ever met (apart from sydneysiders).

I've found out- through extensive research and countless trials and errors, that the female breed from S.A (Adelaide) and W.A (Perth) are far more superior than any of the East coast rivals.

Thought i'd better share my knowledge

dre
 
Dre has a very serious point.

Also try country/regional chicks. They are a little "rougher" but generally way better people.

Also, you don't -ever- find a good chick in a club. Just like the regular guys don't goto clubs, neither do regular chicks. Try a park or the beach or something during the DAY. Most GOOD people have jobs that require them to be up in the morning (precluding clubbing!).

Really, all a nightclub is, is a supermarket for sex. Not a place to meet Ms Right.

And for christs sake, steer clear of the church ones.
 
TrooperShannon said:
Dont worry mate there's at least one girl out there for everyone.
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"sometimes theres two girls out there for some people, thats what I like to call the jackpot"

Entaran said:
Also, you don't -ever- find a good chick in a club
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true that

Enataran said:
Try a park or the beach or something during the DAY. Most GOOD people have jobs that require them to be up in the morning
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Im a GOOD person and i dont have to be up in the morning........? :?

If you approach a biaaaaatch by saying "hi, you know smoking is bad for you" she will immediately think you are a smart-arse and hence treat you the way she did......

Put it this way: If some stranger came up to you and said "You know your car is a piece of shit" youd be like -- who the PHUK are you to tell ME that? and immediately think that they were a stooge....... true?

But yes, women in Melbourne are becoming snobbbier by the day..... Darkness is spreading........ :shock:
 
Melbourne girls are snobs. Thats a scientific fact, but Adelaide chicks are really laid back. Just gotta get over the strange way they speak!

My missus started speaking like that after a year in S.A... Appropriate disciplinary measures were taken!

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And for christs sake, steer clear of the church ones.
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Yeh for sure. Wouldnt want a girl with morals and purpose to her life :wink:
 
WRCVR4 said:
:(just be thankfull you are not here, 4 guys for every 1 chick :( (and most of them would be gay (chicks that is)
WHY ?
Coz they can (Stupid AJ's :evil: )
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hey!! :evil: DITTO +2! :evil:

We AJ's are not that bad...some are total numptys though!

Shannon i will be there in two weeks!

We can catch up and go for a cruise! :wink:
 
In my experience of church girls...

Type a) Deranged, misguided, deluding their parents into believing they are faithful like them etc... ie: root a lot, swear a lot, generally play up. (I have two examples of this type)

Type b) Ultra-religious, no-sex-before-marriage, no-this, no-that, don't swear... etc you get the message (Three examples of this)

Type c) ... I'm assuming there's one in between! Never met one. :/

Maybe I just live in a bad area.
 
chicks need to have brains like us blokes! :lol:
I'm sick of them playing bloody games with my head... i've recently become single after coming out of a 4.5 year relationship, and i'm already sick of the way girls try to mess with your head. too much effort!
 

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