A man walks into a bar. Sit at the bar and pulls out a frog. The waitress walks over and asks "what can I get u?" The man replies "I'll have a Jim beam, and my frog here will have a vb" lady replies, "I can get you a drink but I can't serve a useless frog." the man looks at her and says "my frog isn't useless, his got a huge tongue!" the lady replies"really, show me." the lady take them into a back room where she lays on the floor and opens her legs. The man places the frog between her legs and say "lick" the frog does nothing. The man says "frog, lick". The frog just looks around. The man finally says "bloody hell, frog, this is the last time I'm going to show u how to do this!"