Shes on the money lol.
God knows whos been spread on the bonnets of all those cars lol
*Unquestionably NWS* Funny pics/vids/avartar thread 56K!! *NWS*
- Thread starter 3zercrowd
- Start date
Help Support 4GTuner:
Shes on the money lol.
God knows whos been spread on the bonnets of all those cars lol
forgeG63gsr
Well-Known Member
Just something to laugh at
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/broadmeadows/cars-vans-utes/very-sporty-wrx-damn-fast-/1005532910
Has got 164kw on wheels. 0-100 in 10sec aha Subaru and their owners....
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/broadmeadows/cars-vans-utes/very-sporty-wrx-damn-fast-/1005532910
Has got 164kw on wheels. 0-100 in 10sec aha Subaru and their owners....
Probably about right.
khubner1
Moderator
oi! i own a lancer as do many of us here
evo-gsr
Well-Known Member
And so does he...temporarily ?
Youre assuming i dont know what im saying and where im saying it at lol.
I own one,and i can say it.
Just like if youre overweight,youre allowed to call other people fat c$nts.
evo-gsr
Well-Known Member
Ha ha ha...good one man!!
khubner1
Moderator
you guys and your 4 doors.
forgeG63gsr
Well-Known Member
That dog is lovin it
Police - Australia - Canada - USA
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and
an American Police Officer?
QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.
You are carrying your police issued Glock and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.
What do you do?
ANSWER:
Australian Police Officer:
Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.
1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?
2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?
3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?
4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
5) Am I dressed provocatively?
6) Could I run away?
7) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?
9) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?
11) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
12) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?
13) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head
and kills himself? .
14) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to
sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?
Canadian Police Officer:
BANG!
American Police Officer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
'click'...Reload...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and
an American Police Officer?
QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.
You are carrying your police issued Glock and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.
What do you do?
ANSWER:
Australian Police Officer:
Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.
1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?
2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?
3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?
4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
5) Am I dressed provocatively?
6) Could I run away?
7) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?
9) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?
11) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
12) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?
13) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head
and kills himself? .
14) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to
sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?
Canadian Police Officer:
BANG!
American Police Officer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
'click'...Reload...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
khubner1
Moderator
I think you got Canada and aus mixed up in aus we'd go bang or bazap
