Why did the boy fall off the swing????

[bazeng]

Why did the boy fall off the swing????
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Because he had no ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn im good

 

[CLuTZ]

damn im good

I was just thinking the same thing


how good you are at telling bad jokes that is!!!

and at post whoring/mungering

baz- you fiend :twisted:

 

[djfire]

rofl... I'll leave the post whoring to you barry

hehe...

 

[3diamond]

A 3 year revival post. jhfhfjkhfrejkhfrjkhlejkhelrjkfherjl

 

[CLuTZ]

how good you are at post whoring/mungering

hahaha I can talk!! 8)

 

[GSR70Y]

Why did the Koala fallout of the tree??




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Cause it was dead..


I think I'm at a new level of boredom.. :lol:

 

[TMAK]

Lol i'm bored too..

Q: What do you call a girl with no legs?

A: Dirty cnut

 

[CLuTZ]

How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave??






















I dunno, I was too busy wanking......

 

[EVO-00X]

What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea


What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fuking idea!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mattrat]

what do you call a man with a shovel in his head??



DOUG


what about a man without a shovel in his head



DOUGLESS

 

[EVOISM]

Q: Whats yellow and doesn't float?
A: A Bulldozer.

Q: Whats red and looks like a bucket?
A: A red bucket.

Q: Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A: A red bucket painted blue.

Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: Whats pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff.


Got plenty more where that came from, some worse some better.

 

[mattrat]

ahahah whats brown and sticky. a stick hahaha

 

[Colonel]

Q:what do george michael and a gumboot have in common?

A:they both get sucked off in a bog

 

[kolonel]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs and sits at your doorstep ?


MATT

 

[CLuTZ]

How do you make a homo fuck a chick??


































Shit in her cnt

 

[EVO-00X]

:lol: Here's one from a long time back...

Why do men talk to women?
Because they have c*nts , otherwise we wouldnt talk to the stuck up bitches :lol:

 

[doommachine]

Whats worse than seven babies in one bucket?


















One baby in seven buckets!


Also; why is a truckload of ping-pong balls worse than a truckload of babies?

It's simply impossible to offload the ping pong balls with a pitchfork.

 

[3zercrowd]

Guys, I know it is an offtopic thread but you need to keep some sort of control in it..........You know what im on about......

 

[CLuTZ]

Guys, I know it is an offtopic thread but you need to keep some sort of control in it..........You know what im on about......

LOL



Bring back lorrie- he let us say whatever we wanted!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GrantDixon]

I received this text ages ago...

No offence implied

BigBrother in Northern Territory.
6 Abo Men, 6 abo women.
2 weeks later.... 3 raped, 2 dead, 4 stabbed.
All the cameras stolen and 198 people living in the house!