Why did the boy fall off the swing????
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doommachine
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What's black and white, and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson
A white guy finds a lamp in a hotel room. He rubs it and a genie pops out. He's granted one wish. The door crashes down and there's group of Klansman with a noose. The head Klansman asks, "Are you the guy that wants to be hung like a black man?"
Michael Jackson
A white guy finds a lamp in a hotel room. He rubs it and a genie pops out. He's granted one wish. The door crashes down and there's group of Klansman with a noose. The head Klansman asks, "Are you the guy that wants to be hung like a black man?"
GSR70Y
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Sorry Dane, I know I was pushing the boundries with those ones 
How's these..............
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
How's these..............
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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