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[josh_tsv]

"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."
"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!"
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
our so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
F*ck playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
You might think im crazy, yes, but the only thing im crazy for is u!
If your going my way, ill walk with u.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did u drink?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk past again?
If your nice you can call me sweety, if your sweet you can call me hunny, if your hot you can call me tonight!
Do i look like a grocery item to you? I see you checkin me out!
Did the sun just come out, or did i just see you smile at me?
Girl you got more game than a playstation.
Will i ever fall inlove? If i do will it be with you?
Do you know karate cos your body is kickin!?
The sparkle in your eyes, is makin the stars jealous.
Do you have a band-aid cos i skinned my knee wen i fell for u.
They say kissing is a the language of love... care to undulge in a lil convo?
Excuse me... But my friends wants to know if you think im hot?

[4g63tcyborg]

ha ha thats piss funny

pity im married i could have used some of them

[VR4HVN]

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

lol i used that when i was drunk one time.