108 replies to this topic

[MDK87]

Sorry Mike! You and Rob both have similar user names, both live in Newcastle and are both funny so I got confused lol

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[EVL20T]

Sorry Mike! You and Rob both have similar user names, both live in Newcastle and are both funny so I got confused lol

Yeh dont do it again we are also siblings... but im the much better looking 1

[BMGTZ]

BMGTZ dude stop, you emabarasin yourself, just walk away from this with atlst sme pride, nd concetrate on how to clean the spunk you left after jerking off in your cubicle at work today

prattle on little boy.....have you done your homework and cleaned your room? Mommy said you must do that before you go on the computer.

one day you will be old enough to shave....but you must stop glueing the pubes you found in the shower drain to your face.

Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

Edited by BMGTZ, 19 July 2012 - 11:55 PM.

[evo-gsr]

Looking at his photo...he might be gluing the hairs off his head onto his face??

He looks real purdy after a shave with his girly glasses on!!

[Rumbuck]

Avoiding the double post....

zim machenics

Who??

i left it by toyota for service and other shit!

Why Toyota??

i would understand why your wife wuld hump it bcoz she hasnt been getting much satisfaction frm you but you!!

Never Touch a mans Car, Tools, or Missus. Leave the women out of this.

[GSRWRC]

HOLY shit. How have I not seen this thread yet.

Gold.
Pure. Fucking. Gold.

[BMGTZ]

Hey stupid..... I think you are trying to spell Bald. Baldness and boldness are completely different things. Boldness is something you will never know.

cant even troll properly.....idiot

Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

[Rumbuck]

duck tape

Quack??



Or do you mean something like this??



Or maybe, just maybe, you meant this stuff:



Note that the tape is spelt D-U-C-T, as in Duct, as in Air Duct, not Duck.

Seriously, fail epically at Trolling, you have no idea what the fuck you are even doing besides making my brain hurt.

Some rules to troll:

1. Always assume a fake identity. The anonymous protection of the Internet is not enough. A troll must pretend to be someone else the other readers might accept as someone with a legitimate opinion. It is better to pretend to be someone who "belongs" in the group and is concerned for the welfare of the same causes.

2. Change the topic frequently to disrupt conversation. "Is it not tragic that Sarah Palin chose to wear a bright red dress at that rally? She is not consistent because last week she wore blue. How can we conservatives who want to win trust someone with that little fashion sense?" A troll would not be as obvious to go on to say "Michelle Obama would never wear a dress like that." if they think that might tip their hand. But they might say instead, "No wonder we conservatives make such a bad impression in the media if our leaders appear in public in too bright colors. We have to reject the ideas of leaders who are that unsophisticated from rural states because the Chicago Tribune editorial writers would eat them alive."

3. (Again from Alinky) Draw out the target of attack and make it personal. This will be a signal to other troll allies to join your side with more fake comments or they can pretend to "see his or her point" or we should listen to our critics." Other trolls will help you sound more credible since it will look like you opinion has to be mainstream because it is shared by others who also read this page.

4. Once in a while try to toss a hand grenade. "Of course we should admit the Tea Party Leaders are racist. I read on some other conservative blog that Jones used a racial insult against the president fity-seven times in Joliet last week and he came from Alabama where he was a leader of the Klan."

5. Pay no attention to any news story that spoils your party line. "Everyone knows that it is settled science that humans and their cars cause global warming and the average temperatures have gone up 7,000 degrees in the last four months alone."

6. Like number 5, always overstate your case with fake statistics. But always also cite a fake source that is hard to verify but sounds like it might be a credible and objective source.

7. If too many readers catch you in your troll act, be sure to come back a day later with a new fake screen name such as "Pro-choice Catholic mother" or "Former GOP precinct captain for truth" or "Rockford independent thinker for Quinn" or "America First Tommy from Wheaton" or "God Loves Guns and Gays from Bolingbrook" or "Former Bill Brady volunteer from Bloomington." If possible, insult some group of readers with your fake name just to warm up.

8. No matter how obvious you are, always deny you are a troll and keep pretending to be a conservative Republican who has been unjustly accused of being a troll all because IR will not tolerate your brilliant dissenting comments and cannot deal with them. Be sure to be arrogant and get in their face because many conservatives are too polite if they were raised in a church-going family. Attack their religion no matter which denomination to make it easier to attack all religion in general.

9. Always blame America first for any international problem.

10. Repeat Rule Number Two.

Now, if you are still unsure, Mr. Troll, what Trolling actually is, and why, and how you fail so miserably at it, please refer to here: http://uncyclopedia....m/wiki/Trolling

Also, for other people, and the Troll:



Lastly, I would like to say, Mr. Troll, you should change your profile picture to something more...appropriate...Such as the following image:



Sincerely,

The rest of the internet.

[Rumbuck]

dont tell rumbuck about this, he will rig it up to sound like a truck air clutch and be double clutching everywhere he goes (up and down gears)...vrrroOom, psssht pssht, vroo0000oooom, psssht pssht, vrooooOOOOOoooooom, etc, etc

Furtermore, just saw this.

And so go the lol's.

+10 Internets for you good sire!

[evo-gsr]

Shows how DUMB you really are....Its a genuine wing that the car come out with you dipshit....
What the fuck is duck tape...Is that how you tape them up to cook them over the fire??


" Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay"
Might have found myself a new Sig....

Edited by evo-gsr, 21 July 2012 - 01:11 AM.

[Lister]

Edited by Lister, 20 July 2012 - 08:41 AM.

[Rumbuck]

24/7 internet old gyser

You mean Geezer? Gyser? Huh??

whuz vegin of a grandmother invented that saying???

You mean Virgin?

If my grandmother was a Virgin...then my parents wouldn't have been born...Unless...Umm....No, no, my head is hurting something chronic.

[Rumbuck]

wat the fuck are you talking about?? trolling?? imma pokerface that whole paragraph of bull shit coz i dont have the time.......for you to actualy post the pics hahahaha you have time imma tell you that, i bet you took al thos pics from your jerk off porn collection, that pic shuld be your pro pic coz it kinder goes along with your nme "rumbuck" ur name soundz lyk a small insect you find camping on the balls of a hobo!...........im bad at spellings i agree on tht guys thts why im doing comercials not arts!.......

FINALLY!

You get up the balls to reply to a post of mine.

Well, if you are to not read my posts, thus, another proof of trolling, you are obviously inept.

Considering that most new web browsers (IE8, Firefox, Chrome, Safari) all come with built in spell-check functions, or have it available as an add-on, your grammatical nonsense is rather strange. The need to spell, have syntax, and actually, well, a brain in todays society, is dwindling.

You know what Mr. Braydan Dan Moyo, I honestly can't believe that you are the Sperm that won the race! You honestly are so fucking stupid, I believe borderline mental illness is happening in you, honestly, you are the cum your mum should have swallowed. The best part of you ran down your mothers arse crack and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

[Rumbuck]

dumpshit!

I'm just going to assume you meant "Dumbshit, Dumb-Shit or Dumb Shit"

Am I correct in this assumption? Or are you chucking a tantrum?

[BMGTZ]

hey knuckle rooter Braydan....... thanks for the pm of the hot chick. thought I would share your conquests with the internet. Oh she is a babe!![attachment=10159:his hot chick.jpg]


Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

Edited by BMGTZ, 20 July 2012 - 09:36 AM.

[BMGTZ]

Braydan .....you have out done us all with this little girl. I bet she smells just the way you black guys like them....all pissy and stinking.

but mate no more pics please...that is enough{to turn my stomach}

[attachment=10160:his other date.jpg]


Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

Edited by BMGTZ, 20 July 2012 - 09:40 AM.

[BMGTZ]

why are you guys posting pics of your mothers??? like seriously

hey stupid....so you can write like a normal person huh?


Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

Edited by BMGTZ, 20 July 2012 - 09:48 AM.

[BMGTZ]

Braydan...mate wtf. You send me two pics of the ugliest people I have ever seen. Then send me a pic of this bloke with " He is my true love" written under it


.[attachment=10161:braydans true love.jpg]



Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

[Rumbuck]

Braydan Dan Moyo is proven stupid and maybe gay

This oft repeated phrase is now going to become part of my signature block

[Rumbuck]

God, if you are going to try and insult me, at least get your metaphores right