POLL: Affordable Portable GPS Tracking

GPS Tracker Portable mini small car vehicle tracking device +Hard-wired adapter

I was rooting around on EBay looking at some Android tablets for my son when I stumbled upon these nifty little devices: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=331091153501&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en

Well f*ck me, I didn't realise these were available so readily and cheaply on the market already!!.
This will be good hidden in your car if you decide to park it somewhere suspect, in a boat, taken with you when you go camping, in your kid's car so you can tell where they are and what speed they're doing, in your nanna's handbag, strapped to someone's ankle so you can put them under house arrest, in your girlfriend's car if you suspect that she's up to no good and making booty calls to a sugar daddy whilst you're at work, in a work car/truck, on a remote controlled helicopter or plane so you don't lose it, sending emergency SOS coordinates to several emergency contact numbers you pre-program into it etc. The possibilities are up to your imagination as long as its capable of receiving satellite positioning you will get the GPS location, sound from an inbuilt microphone, speed in which the device is travelling, and a big F*CK YEAH, I GOT YOU NOW M*THERF*CKER when you finally get to use it for its intended purpose lol.

Not bad at all. Watch the video on that link to see it in action.

That is awesome! A perfect accompaniment to my 10 000 volt door handles and drivers seat crotch laser!

I'll be able to know where they are and hear the screams when their junk catches fire!

Seriously though, I will be getting one of these

Would be cool. Imagine how cool it would be to just rock up next to the fucker that stole your car and just blow his brains out all over the dash. I think I'll get one too.

Gotta shoot them in the guts though, brain bits are really hard to get out of the vents.

Valid point Ben, but I reckon it wouldn't have the same level of satisfaction. Anyway, insurance companies problem by then.

Ive always preferred the thigh....so they get to watch themselves bleed out.

will get one of these...

Awesome, looks like we need a poll. We should set one up in a bait car, then report back on the most satisfying way to kill the fucker that steals it....

Geo&Kez said:

Awesome, looks like we need a poll. We should set one up in a bait car, then report back on the most satisfying way to kill the fucker that steals it....

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WE NOW HAVE A POLL!!! lol

Geo&Kez said:

Would be cool. Imagine how cool it would be to just rock up next to the fucker that stole your car and just blow his brains out all over the dash. I think I'll get one too.

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Benzo4gT said:

Gotta shoot them in the guts though, brain bits are really hard to get out of the vents.

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BMGTZ said:

Ive always preferred the thigh....so they get to watch themselves bleed out.

will get one of these...

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Geo&Kez said:

Awesome, looks like we need a poll. We should set one up in a bait car, then report back on the most satisfying way to kill the fucker that steals it....

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75% of the poll agree with finding them and beating the shit out of them... ^ :blink:

Last time I flogged someone for doing the wrong thing I ended up nearly 15k out of pocket. I spose I shouldnt have set his car on fire on the way out.

jack of all said:

Last time I flogged someone for doing the wrong thing I ended up nearly 15k out of pocket. I spose I shouldnt have set his car on fire on the way out.

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it wasnt setting fire to his car that was youir mistake.....leaving them alive to tell tales was

You gotta pick the fights too Jack. The last guy I shoulda belted the crap out of, ended up marrying her, and I'm now so far in front it's fuck'n laughable. If I had of beat him up, I might still be with her and I'd be a hell of a lot more than $15K in the hole!

i managed to catch the fucker that stole my first car. word to the wise don't fuyck with a computer geeks computer. after i got my uni laptop back i managed to recover the following information.

name address facebook logon details bank account number and online banking details full address book of phone numbers.

and heres what i did
used his facebook to trash his personal life through private messages (like breaking up with his gf gettingin her suspicious of him cheating etc)
used his bank account details to setup a small weekly payment (an ammount that wont be missed) for the next 5 years (i'm still getting 50bucks per week from this fucker)
i then used all his personal details to sign up for numerous gay porn magazine subscriptions.
and after i had my fun forwarded his name etc onto the police

I like the sms bomb.
4000 sms in 20 min. Repeat at will.
Not appropriate for a stolen car, but I think its fine for the clown that stole my bmx and painted it to hide the fact. (In camp at work). The camp covers 40 acres and a bike is a must for any social butterfly.

khubner1 said:

i managed to catch the fucker that stole my first car. word to the wise don't fuyck with a computer geeks computer. after i got my uni laptop back i managed to recover the following information.

name address facebook logon details bank account number and online banking details full address book of phone numbers.

and heres what i did
used his facebook to trash his personal life through private messages (like breaking up with his gf gettingin her suspicious of him cheating etc)
used his bank account details to setup a small weekly payment (an ammount that wont be missed) for the next 5 years (i'm still getting 50bucks per week from this fucker)
i then used all his personal details to sign up for numerous gay porn magazine subscriptions.
and after i had my fun forwarded his name etc onto the police

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haha speechless man, i cant even puts words together to describe how awesome that payback was!!

khubner1 said:

i managed to catch the fucker that stole my first car. word to the wise don't fuyck with a computer geeks computer. after i got my uni laptop back i managed to recover the following information.

name address facebook logon details bank account number and online banking details full address book of phone numbers.

and heres what i did
used his facebook to trash his personal life through private messages (like breaking up with his gf gettingin her suspicious of him cheating etc)
used his bank account details to setup a small weekly payment (an ammount that wont be missed) for the next 5 years (i'm still getting 50bucks per week from this fucker)
i then used all his personal details to sign up for numerous gay porn magazine subscriptions.
and after i had my fun forwarded his name etc onto the police

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Amusing story, I presume it's fictitious because if it's real and you have been illegally taking money from a strangers account I wouldn't be posting about it on a Public forum. Especially being a moderator on said public forum.
Personally I think that if someone is stupid enough to not notice $50 missing every week then they probably deserve it. But as I am guessing that the story is fake that can't be the case can it...

Unless it is being garnished from the thief's wages by order of the court for damages to the vehicle
Personally, although beating down a door and beating the absolute crap out of the thief would be satisfying in the short term.... I think doing something long term or permanently would be more satisfying. Especially if you do it yourself without any witnesses h34r:

Hmmm just noticed my bank account has been making $50 deposits every week to a Mr Kyle Hubners account

Might get that sussed out

Btw does anyone want gay porn subscription?

Oh yeh, first part of the story is fake, the b!tch is still here

I wouldnt even know where to look for gay porn.
It must be different to normal porn if you have to pay for it.
Glad im not a visitor to vegemite valley.