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[brettu26]

ooooh Fantastic!

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

[Evo-00x]

lol.... I might try that on my wedding night this Friday ^^^^^ I'll get back to you to let you know what happens

[EVL20T]

Kirsty will prob say "Hey these pants fit me better than they fit you"

[JayRome]

Kirsty will prob say "Hey these pants fit me better than they fit you"

oh sheit good call LOL!

[jase]

[Dean]

EPIC Lol

[JC evo1]

i would hate to be on the recieving end of that mofo lol

[JC evo1]

[to4garret]

i love guns.

[Evo-00x]

lol.... I would love to see an emoticon that represents that phrase... I'd use it often lol

[brettu26]

haha lol !

also...........
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ...

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?

'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said....

'A pumpkin? Shit ...... is it midnight already?'

This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'

[EVL20T]

This was at Jambo

[dvscoupe]

You just know that hurt

[to4garret]

hahahaha i've snapped the missus G doing that to her

http://www.perthstre..._HighsLows.jpgp

[Evo-00x]

Lol... Here's a good one below bwahahahaha

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[Squiddy]

hahahaha i've snapped the missus G doing that to her

http://www.perthstre..._HighsLows.jpgp

F&*%ing GOLD. So accurate that its scary.

[Squiddy]

Can get anything on ebay these days...




























































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Edited by Squiddy, 02 September 2009 - 02:30 PM.

[Dean]

LMFAAOOO!!
Love the santa one. AHAHA

[EVL20T]

I cant see shit

Just little box's with a red X in them

[dvscoupe]

works fine for me