i stood on the golden gate bridge and read that sign an was like wtf, i lolled so so hard
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Started by 3zercrowd, Jul 23 2007 12:23 PM
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:19 AM
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#742
Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:28 PM
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Some of those are fucking gold. Whoever makes them has a killer sense of humour.
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#743
Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:42 PM
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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.
Walter
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.
Walter
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#744
Posted 03 September 2009 - 02:20 PM
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lol ive read that one before.. fuckin funny as..
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.
Walter
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Winton Raceway: 1:41.8900
89 E30 325is
RIP: 94 J-Spec Lancer GSR - 149.1 kw
Winton Raceway: 1:41.8900
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:05 AM
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2010 Triton GLXR Turbo Diesel & ADM TME Tarmac rally car
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If a dog's tail is still wagging, then how can that be rape?
#746
Posted 07 September 2009 - 09:11 AM
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HAHA this isn't your house is it? 
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#747
Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:11 PM
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Blurring the line between 1st to 3rd Gen engines....
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ahaaha nice one...
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#748
Posted 08 September 2009 - 12:38 AM
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 11:41 AM
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#750
Posted 13 September 2009 - 05:09 PM
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#751
Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:20 PM
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i would hate to be on the recieving end of that mofo lol
thats one hell of a gun, if you look at the a-10 with the gear down you will see the nose wheel is off centre because of the gun. it also cracks tanks open like egg shells and slows the plane down so much they can only fire it in shortish bursts
#752
Posted 17 September 2009 - 05:38 AM
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Wheres the pic of the skydiving flaps?? That was a classic!!! lol
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330kw atw @ 28psi 98 pump fuel.
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#753
Posted 17 September 2009 - 06:47 AM
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#754
Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:19 AM
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Wheres the pic of the skydiving flaps?? That was a classic!!! lol
It's like not wanting to look because its foul but you can't look away
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#755
Posted 17 September 2009 - 10:15 AM
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i think there is a full version of that vid of the full skydive
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winton 1:27.4 /// sandown 1:21.5 /// phillip island 1:49.2 /// haunted hills 59.1 /// eastern creek 1:35.4 /// winton short 1:01.4
#756
Posted 17 September 2009 - 10:22 AM
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i think there is a full version of that vid of the full skydive
linq?
i wanna hear if she whistles on the way down.
#757
Posted 17 September 2009 - 10:33 AM
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i wish i had it mate...ill try and find it,
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#758
Posted 17 September 2009 - 11:26 AM
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linq?
i wanna hear if she whistles on the way down.
LOL:w00t:
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 01:20 PM
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 01:20 PM
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