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[Mopar]

Missus reckons they must be swinging.

Shes on the money lol.

God knows whos been spread on the bonnets of all those cars lol

[forgeG63gsr]

Just something to laugh at
http://www.gumtree.c...ast-/1005532910
Has got 164kw on wheels. 0-100 in 10sec aha Subaru and their owners....

[Missile]

0-100 in 10sec

Probably about right.

[Mopar]

Just something to laugh at
http://www.gumtree.c...ast-/1005532910
Has got 164kw on wheels. 0-100 in 10sec aha Subaru and their owners....

To be honest lancer owners are the worst kind i know of.
The WORST. lol

[leadfoot]

oi! i own a lancer as do many of us here

[evo-gsr]

And so does he...temporarily ?

[Mopar]

oi! i own a lancer as do many of us here

Youre assuming i dont know what im saying and where im saying it at lol.

I own one,and i can say it.
Just like if youre overweight,youre allowed to call other people fat c$nts.

[evo-gsr]

Ha ha ha...good one man!!

[leadfoot]

you guys and your 4 doors.

[Mopar]

you guys and your 4 doors.

I own 2 coupes as well

[EVL20T]

[EVL20T]

[forgeG63gsr]

That dog is lovin it

[Mopar]

Best version of human centipede ever.

[Evo-00x]

lol ^^^ either that or its the longest dine-in gravy train I've ever seen lol

[EVL20T]

Want to look like an evo but cant find the rear class n wiper??

NEVER FEAR!!!



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[EVL20T]

Don't stop there, even sell fake sunroofs



Anti tampering wheel nuts



And pimp your mirror, we will throw a mirror on top of yo mirror

[SIVART]

I want the rear wiper for my Verada ...lol , the sunroof maybe just to far ...lol , maybe worth a try

[Geo&Kez]

Police - Australia - Canada - USA

How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and
an American Police Officer?

QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night.

Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.

You are carrying your police issued Glock and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.

What do you do?



ANSWER:



Australian Police Officer:

Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.

1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?

2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

5) Am I dressed provocatively?

6) Could I run away?

7) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?

9) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?

11) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

12) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

13) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head
and kills himself? .

14) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to
sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?



Canadian Police Officer:

BANG!



American Police Officer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

'click'...Reload...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

[leadfoot]

I think you got Canada and aus mixed up in aus we'd go bang or bazap