two drunks, barry and steve are sitting down at their local, doing some bicep curls with their favourite ales...
after a few quiet glasses, steve asks,
"so baz, had many ladies lately? been gettin' ya dick wet?"
"no, kind of, had a couple here and there, nothing special though..." replies barry
"well.... listen to this! i had the best sex of my life last night, she went off like a frog in a sock! first i took her out to dinner and we had a few glasses of the old red, then we headed back to mine and shagged her brains out!"
"yeah?"
"i shit you not, she did everything! gave me a blowjob, then she rode me before asking me to stick it in her ass" says steve with a huge grin :shock:
barry puts his pot glass down and says, "i think you've had enough now dad"
after a few quiet glasses, steve asks,
"so baz, had many ladies lately? been gettin' ya dick wet?"
"no, kind of, had a couple here and there, nothing special though..." replies barry
"well.... listen to this! i had the best sex of my life last night, she went off like a frog in a sock! first i took her out to dinner and we had a few glasses of the old red, then we headed back to mine and shagged her brains out!"
"yeah?"
"i shit you not, she did everything! gave me a blowjob, then she rode me before asking me to stick it in her ass" says steve with a huge grin :shock:
barry puts his pot glass down and says, "i think you've had enough now dad"
