It was deleted 
theres tonnes of these pages on facebook lol
https://www.facebook.com/ExSelfies/photos#!/ExSelfies
theres tonnes of these pages on facebook lolhttps://www.facebook.com/ExSelfies/photos#!/ExSelfies
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^ Doesn't work either...
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Anyone like potato???
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....?
evo-gsr
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Or birthday cake??
Goatsie lol
Very disturbing
On another note, i found a page that works, not as exposed as the other 1 though lol]
https://www.facebook.com/#!/GirlNextDoorSelfPics
Very disturbing
On another note, i found a page that works, not as exposed as the other 1 though lol]
https://www.facebook.com/#!/GirlNextDoorSelfPics
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^ How about a copy and paste for those not on Facesook ??
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Good stuff !! They can't be deleted now !!!
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Distinction between Guts and Balls
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death
Jack and his wife Carol went to the state fair every year,
And every year Jack would say,
'Carol, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Carol always replied,
'I know Jack, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Jack and Carol went to the fair, and Jack said,
'Carol, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Carol replied,
"Jack that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.. If you
can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Jack and Carol agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Jack and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Jack replied,****
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Carol fell out,
But you know what the bitch said,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
And every year Jack would say,
'Carol, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Carol always replied,
'I know Jack, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Jack and Carol went to the fair, and Jack said,
'Carol, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Carol replied,
"Jack that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.. If you
can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Jack and Carol agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Jack and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Jack replied,****
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Carol fell out,
But you know what the bitch said,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
BMGTZ
Grumpy old man from the school of hard knocks
lizard looks like it is rooting the back of his head..lol
