Why do retarded people brake?

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So this ******* moron is doing 40 in a 70 zone for like 10-15 blocks. Single carriageway, I'm in a hurry so after putting up with it for quite a bit I give him a quick flash of the highbeams to try and get him to let me past.

Instead.

Dipshit in his unroadworthy car WITH NO BRAKE LIGHTS jams on the anchors.

Good job *******, that's 3.something tonnes of landcruiser right behind you.

Good thing I don't tailgate otherwise he'd have a bullbar firmly lodged up his ass right about now. As it stands I just lost about 5000kms worth of rubber off my tyres which is now decorating the road in a quaint pattern.

****.

Just needed to vent. I should've monster trucked him and just rammed. Hindsight sucks.
 
Entaran said:
So this ******* moron is doing 40 in a 70 zone for like 10-15 blocks. Single carriageway, I'm in a hurry so after putting up with it for quite a bit I give him a quick flash of the highbeams to try and get him to let me past.

Instead.

Dipshit in his unroadworthy car WITH NO BRAKE LIGHTS jams on the anchors.

Good job *******, that's 3.something tonnes of landcruiser right behind you.

Good thing I don't tailgate otherwise he'd have a bullbar firmly lodged up his ass right about now. As it stands I just lost about 5000kms worth of rubber off my tyres which is now decorating the road in a quaint pattern.

****.

Just needed to vent. I should've monster trucked him and just rammed. Hindsight sucks.
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this happend to me agers ago but i was in a suzuki super carry van almost got the rear wheels of the ground i recken!!(like in the show swift and shift) scared the **** out of me !!!
 
Yeah you shoulda rammed his ass then suddenly develop whiplash and a sore neck. With his car being unrego'd and in an unroadworthy condition he shouldnt be on the road unless he has a letter of intent as an alibi to prove that he was taking the most direct route to a venue for undergoing work to the car for registration puposes. I believe your own green slip insurance will cover you for an accident with an unregistered car. Your car is OK due to the bullbar, you get paid compensation, and the insurance company go after him like a pack of wolves.
 
I think his car was rego'ed, but it definately had no brake lights.

In any case, nothing can be done now it's over it was last night. Would've royally ****** him up though... landcruiser is big....
 
Had same thing almost

Coming back from a mtb ride in Woodend on Sat got caught behind a 4 car convoy heading into Dalesford. Right where the twistes are brilliant road for some fun and this Gundagin in a BMW is taking a scenic drive at around 45 k's an hour. f..kr.

got past the lot of them finally just b4 Creswick but what a way to ruin a really nice drive!

I think Jeremy Clarkson said it perfectly in "love the Beast" (do the best to quote"

"If you buy a stupid car it means that you have no interest in driving if that is so then you should have your license taken away from you as you are now a road hazard"

Something like that anyway!
 
yea good quote man,

an thats why i brought the lancer back in 2001 an havnt sold her, quick an nimble, as soon as some1 jams the brakes, cutch an burn round, haha then just leave em in ya dust, even drive on the dirty bit of the road to flick **** up at em, haha, pay bak mofo's

betta ya didnt smash into him, head ache ya dont need man, especially if he goes 'oh na my brakes workd before he smahd in2 em'
 
yeah i just needed to vent. I was unimpressed, it would've been a really good opportunity to total the cruiser and collect insurance too seeing as the damn thing is so ******* hard to sell.
 
I wonder if you could call the police and dob them in.. If you can dob in a hoon, why not a car that is going below the speed limit and has no brake lights. Thats more of a hazard then someone accelerating hard off the lights..

My personal favourite.. For those who decide that 40 in a 70zone is the right speed, sit behind and just hold down the horn. I sat behind someone once and did this.. after 30seconds or so, they got the hint and pulled out of the way.. :)
 
I had a personal favorite last night, there is a KEEP CLEAR near the end of the street near my work where after putting down the service lane I can cut across the traffic about 6 car lengths from the lights and make a U turn. but every ****** can't sit behind the line and wait for me to cross before proceding to wait at the red light 20meters down the road, whats worse is the ******* last night that entered the keep clear zone and was unable to fit out the other side so was blocking my way alltogether. I was in my ****** old Ute and I can tell you now they almost got a shunt sideways into the next lane.....
 
i'm pretty sure its an offence to do more that 20 under the limit for an extended period of time...

i had my tray truck sliding sideways in the rain the other day because of idgits cutting in in front under breaking... good thing there was no one in the lane beside me or i would have had to let off the breaks and give em a good ols shove
 

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