FOR FUCKS FUCKING SAKE!
tonight of all nights,
lets paint a picture, i live opposite a strip club, its not bad actually, been there a few times, missus agrees its not the best but a good watering hole. there is a 90deg turn out of their drive onto my/our street, just a small street, four houses. most week nights we would expect a few patrons decide when they're leaving to try their hand/foot at drifting. most of them succeed, but every now and then you get one who hits a curb, takes a tree out.
about 10 months ago we had some drunken bitch crash through out brick fence. she was so lucky because another meter left and she would have wound up with a boat trailer in her fucking head. she did a drive off and i jumped in a car and caught her once she cooked her engine. promptly made sure she was okay other than drunk, got her license details and passed them to the approiate place.
fast forward 8 months, the real estate finally got the wall fixed, all is happy.
now tonight, about 6:30pm, my flatmate and i had just walked outside to have a beer, i think i got maybe two mouth fulls of beer when i heard the familiar sound of tyres losing traction, a few seconds after that came the sound of locked up brakes, i could hear the squealing of someone who had over corrected too much then thought "FARRRKKKKK" hit the brakes!! a second or two later...
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! something that felt like an earth quake rocked through the house, we knew instantly what had happened. the flatmate and i piss bolted out the front of the house.
and there it was. a EA/EB falcon planted squarely into my daily driver, a white HH Galant!
at that point i was fucking ropeable, ran straight up to the car, tried to open the his door, it wouldnt open, im not sure if it was because he had locked the doors or what. i glanced in the window, he looked a bit dazed from the collision, i started banging on the window, he looked at me, then started trying to figure out why his POS ford wouldnt start in drive. i had a glance around at what he had just done to my cars then started punching his window trying to get him to look at me!
he got the car going, slammed it in reverse. as he started tearing up my lawn i realized i had a beer in my hand and smashed it in his drivers window.
i know it wasnt the brightest thing to do, BUT I WAS FUCKING PISSED OFF!
anyway, this complete genius continues to drive backwards, with his foot to the floor, hits the brick wall on the opposite side of the street, after a few seconds (20 odd) realizes he cant go back any more, then proceeds to mash drive all the way up the street!
my flatmate managed to get his plate and with typical police response time they were here.
anyway, to the carnage!
this is where he reversed.
when the cops where taking our statements, they mentioned the the person "probably" has a disqualified license and they will visit him shortly.
now i dont know if this should be a rant or not, im just so fucked off i need to vent!
now what im wondering is, was i wrong in smashing a bottle on his car, could that be a bad thing if it goes to court?
FUCK IT!
tonight of all nights,
lets paint a picture, i live opposite a strip club, its not bad actually, been there a few times, missus agrees its not the best but a good watering hole. there is a 90deg turn out of their drive onto my/our street, just a small street, four houses. most week nights we would expect a few patrons decide when they're leaving to try their hand/foot at drifting. most of them succeed, but every now and then you get one who hits a curb, takes a tree out.
about 10 months ago we had some drunken bitch crash through out brick fence. she was so lucky because another meter left and she would have wound up with a boat trailer in her fucking head. she did a drive off and i jumped in a car and caught her once she cooked her engine. promptly made sure she was okay other than drunk, got her license details and passed them to the approiate place.
fast forward 8 months, the real estate finally got the wall fixed, all is happy.
now tonight, about 6:30pm, my flatmate and i had just walked outside to have a beer, i think i got maybe two mouth fulls of beer when i heard the familiar sound of tyres losing traction, a few seconds after that came the sound of locked up brakes, i could hear the squealing of someone who had over corrected too much then thought "FARRRKKKKK" hit the brakes!! a second or two later...
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! something that felt like an earth quake rocked through the house, we knew instantly what had happened. the flatmate and i piss bolted out the front of the house.
and there it was. a EA/EB falcon planted squarely into my daily driver, a white HH Galant!
at that point i was fucking ropeable, ran straight up to the car, tried to open the his door, it wouldnt open, im not sure if it was because he had locked the doors or what. i glanced in the window, he looked a bit dazed from the collision, i started banging on the window, he looked at me, then started trying to figure out why his POS ford wouldnt start in drive. i had a glance around at what he had just done to my cars then started punching his window trying to get him to look at me!
he got the car going, slammed it in reverse. as he started tearing up my lawn i realized i had a beer in my hand and smashed it in his drivers window.
i know it wasnt the brightest thing to do, BUT I WAS FUCKING PISSED OFF!
anyway, this complete genius continues to drive backwards, with his foot to the floor, hits the brick wall on the opposite side of the street, after a few seconds (20 odd) realizes he cant go back any more, then proceeds to mash drive all the way up the street!
my flatmate managed to get his plate and with typical police response time they were here.
anyway, to the carnage!
this is where he reversed.
when the cops where taking our statements, they mentioned the the person "probably" has a disqualified license and they will visit him shortly.
now i dont know if this should be a rant or not, im just so fucked off i need to vent!
now what im wondering is, was i wrong in smashing a bottle on his car, could that be a bad thing if it goes to court?
FUCK IT!
