the ultimate answer to why girls are gay

[Deevon]

chicks need to have brains like us blokes! :lol:
I'm sick of them playing bloody games with my head... i've recently become single after coming out of a 4.5 year relationship, and i'm already sick of the way girls try to mess with your head. too much effort!

aha ha yeah i just came out of a 3 year relationship ... you just need to learn the games and play em back till they dont know whats going on lol

 

[GVR40]

In my experience of church girls...

Type a) Deranged, misguided, deluding their parents into believing they are faithful like them etc... ie: root a lot, swear a lot, generally play up. (I have two examples of this type)

Type b) Ultra-religious, no-sex-before-marriage, no-this, no-that, don't swear... etc you get the message (Three examples of this)

Type c) ... I'm assuming there's one in between! Never met one. :/

Maybe I just live in a bad area.

my girl is a type c,

and there are plenty of nice girls in brisbane, you melbournians don't know what your missin out on.

 

[TrooperShannon]

Well mine is a type b leaning to a type c and thats fine with me!

Going to church doesnt mean ur a christian.

I walk along various streets at night for one reason or another. Doesnt make me a prostitute!

Cant wait to catch up Dane. Will be fantastic to be able to talk to someone up here about gvr4s lol. All skylines and Rex's here.

(Oh and the usual VL/VN bogans who migrated from victoria with the army lmao)

 

[AXELR8]

Just gotta get over the strange way they speak!

What do u mean by that? :?

Yeah, I don't understand that comment. Can you please elaborate, maybe give some examples?

 

[GSR70Y]

Being so incredibly damn good looking and playing Mr nice guy has worked for me so far. 8)

Out at a bar in sydney, One girl was trying to get through a gauntlet of people holding some drinks being bumped around, I started to walk through and saw her coming, So I backed up and let her through.. She was so thankful she gave me a very nice kiss. She was fine too...

Next time go up to a girl and say.. now thats a nice dress.. just try not to add, it would look better on the floor next to my bed..

Ps.. I've seen some of the talet SA has to offer and am seriously thinking about moving there... :lol:

 

[Deevon]

or ... nice shoes .... wanna fuck??

be direct they love it :lol:

 

[lefty]

ehehe anyways i dont know what i was thinking when i said what i did, but meh. Doenst matter anymore, tomorrow is another day

 

[TrooperShannon]

Oh you know... when they say words like "plant" it sounds more like "plarnt"! And a castle is a 'carstle"

NB: If you are reading these examples aloud and they sound exactly the same, you also talk like a South Aussie lol